On Special Assignment

We implore your forgiveness but have taken leave on a most important and fascinating assignment, the fruits of which we intend to share with you all in spring 2011. We assure you it is highly relevant to the electoral revolution taking place currently throughout these United States.

In the interim, we will, of course, be Tweeting at http://twitter.com/ChurchillsParot (yes, just one "t". Bloody technology!) and we vigorously encourage you to reference our friends at The Heritage Foundation and their Foundry blog in our abscence for your continuing information and edification. We are quite confident you will be well served.

'Til spring...

Cheers,

Charlie

Whither Limited Government? Constitution Day 2010.

"We are faced today with two different roads, one of which follows the path of liberty set by our Founders in the Constitution, and one which diverges from that path and leads us down the road to tyranny."

-Former Attorney General Edwin Meese, III

Read more.

Better yet, read the bloody Constitution!

Cheers,

Charlie

"Can You Hear Me Now?"

Yet another primary, yet another cadre of true-blue conservatives decidely closer to taking office. My dear "Progressive" friends (in both parties), are we getting the message yet?

See you in November.

Cheers,

Charlie

We Will Never Forget

Happy Labor Day to All Public Union Workers

Working to help bankrupt the United States in glorious solidarity since 1962!

Cheers,

Charlie

Déjà vu

Genocidists arming up…

Hapless response from the free world…

Depression…

Happy Days are Here Again!

Cheers,

Charlie

Hooray for Hollywood!

Another glorious exposition of the Left's unyielding advocacy for the cause of women and their place in society is in the works.

Mr. Jim Lakely over at Freedom Pub informs us that Hollywood is working up a blind-side hit-job on the still living Lady Margaret Thatcher.

According to The Daily Mail, "The film opens with the octagenarian Lady Thatcher sitting alone in a sparsely furnished drawing room muttering to herself." Now THAT'S entertainment!!!

Once again we marvel at Tinseltown's ability to employ the talents of the world's most insightful, literate, and empathetic 14 year-olds in the art world.

We can only hope that geology will sooner do to Hollywood what Hollywood aims to do to Western Civilization: collapse the foundation beneath it and consume it whole within the raging fires of Earth's molten core.

Cheers,

Charlie

Ground-Zero Mosque Update

Things seem to be progressing swimmingly with plans to erect New York City’s Islamic community center and mosque where 3,000 innocent men, women, and children were murdered in the name of Islam.

City elders have wisely voted to allow the project to advance in the name of Diversity (so long as no Jews or Gays are involved) and results from the Ground-Zero community center and mosque international naming contest have come in. The winning entry, submitted by 15-year old Mustafa Al-Bihnarhd Abullah from Yemen, is “The Fukyu Usa Islamic Community Center and Mosque.” Congratulations Mustafa!

Construction vehicles are already on site (as pictured above) and officials hope to host the throat-cutting…that is ribbon-cutting ceremonies on the 10th anniversary of the big event: September 11, 2011.

What a proud moment in the history of Western Civilization is this!

Cheers,

Charlie

Not Your (Founding) Father's Democracy

A majority of the American support Arizona’s right to defend its borders. President Obama and company have ruled otherwise.

A majority of the American people oppose the moratorium on oil drilling. President Obama and company have ruled otherwise.

A majority of the American people oppose Obamacare. President Obama and company have ruled otherwise.

A majority of the American people oppose increased financial regulations as proposed by Congress. President Obama and company have ruled otherwise.

My dear Democrats, what manner of “representative government” do you call this?

Cheers,

Charlie

Open Season on Grandma?

"Where is the "Saturday Night Live" skit, you'd have Grandma upstairs, crying for her pills, and the kids on a couch watching TV and yelling "Yeah, in a minute!" asks Free Press columnist Mitch Albom. Where, indeed.

By allowing the repeal of the Death Tax to expire January 2011, Congress has increased the value of death in 2010 exponentially. Just ask the Steinbrenner family!

Quite the conundrum for wealthy Liberals with elder loved ones barely clinging to life, eh?

Best of luck, Grandma. Better watch your back!

Cheers,

Charlie