May 26, 2007

Memorial Day 2007

“Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few."
—Sir Winston Churchill, House of Commons, 20 August 1940.

You are Rosie’s Terrorists, those the Mediacracy routinely refers to merely as casualties, the troops they all “support,” those unwitting dupes implementing “Bush’s war.”

Here at Churchill’s Parrot and throughout the New Media, however, you are recognized as true heroes, the best of the West, this generation’s men and women of extraordinary valor who have taken it upon themselves to risk all in defense of human liberty.
For this we are deeply and eternally grateful, and commit ourselves to ensuring the whole story be told – regardless. In your honor, we promote this exquisite tribute to heroes in the war on terrorism.



May 22, 2007

Today’s Lesson: No Retreat, No Surrender

(On April 30, we posted and mailed a Letter to the United States Senate wherein we posed the ever-relevant question, “What would Winston Do” in regards to the Senate’s vote on the Iraq war funding bill H.R. 1591. All 100 Senators were written.Two responded.Here’s our reply to one of them.)

My Dear Senator Feingold,

I greatly appreciate your responding to my letter regarding the Senate vote on H.R. 1591. While your response was in fact an all-purpose form letter, it was at least about the Iraq war and your position on it. It is that position which compels this follow-up missive. My direct responses to the points made in your letter can be found below.

First, however, I would like to say that your recent display of resilient optimism in the face of what some might characterize the staggering rejection of your proposal to cut off funding for the war in Iraq is to be commended. Although the Senate rejected your proposal by a margin of 67-29, you were quoted as saying "I don't know how anyone can possibly regard this as a setback. This is enormous progress. And anyone who tells you this wasn't a big vote in our direction has completely lost any sense of the history of this issue."

A big Churchill’s Parrot hurrah for you my good Senator; advocating real progress where virtually all others see only abject failure requires vision, commitment, and courage indeed. Such courage of conviction is distressingly rare these days, particularly among political creatures. In fact, I can think of only one other politician who so steadfastedly holds true to his original hope and vision amidst a tsunami of naysayers, ridicule, and cowardice. His name is George W. Bush.

Faced with an overwhelming case to be made for our invading the nation of Iraq (see my March 15, 2007 post, IRAQ INVASION ANNIVERSARY ONLINE REFRESHER COURSE for details … and details, and details…), Mr. Bush did what any responsible Commander in Chief would do in the post-9/11 realm into which we have all been violently thrust.

However, as it became apparent during the 2004 presidential election that Iraq was beginning to prove a bit of a political anvil – as wars lasting more than a few weeks tend to do in this Age of Mediacracy – the rats began leaping from the ship. I give you, Senator John Kerry.

You, on the other hand have been consistent from the start on this issue and - though entirely in the wrong direction - your consistency in the ever-changing winds of politics is undeniably honorable and heartening.

Regarding that position; in your April 2, 2007 editorial in regarding your fund-cutting proposal, you commit a considerable portion comparing our present conundrum in Iraq to that of Somalia 1993. We always applaud the employment of historical context in political discourse, however, when doing so, one must remember to provide the FULL context. To begin with, the rationale, mode of entry, and manner of military conduct in Somalia 1993 was markedly different than that of Iraq 2003-present. More urgently, however, the consequences of our failure in and retreat from Somalia have proven – and continue to prove - disastrous. In fact, Mr. Osama Bin Laden himself, in his interview with ABC Reporter John Miller in 1998, declared that the United States’ retreat from Somalia encouraged future attacks on America.

“After our victory in Afghanistan (against the Soviet Union) and the defeat of the oppressors who had killed millions of Muslims, the legend about the invincibility of the superpowers vanished. Our boys no longer viewed America as a superpower. So, when they left Afghanistan, they went to Somalia and prepared themselves carefully for a long war. They had thought that the Americans were like the Russians, so they trained and prepared. They were stunned when they discovered how low was the morale of the American soldier. America had entered with 30,000 soldiers in addition to thousands of soldiers from different countries in the world. ... As I said, our boys were shocked by the low morale of the American soldier and they realized that the American soldier was just a paper tiger. He was unable to endure the strikes that were dealt to his army, so he fled …After a few blows, it (America) forgot all about those titles and rushed out of Somalia in shame and disgrace, dragging the bodies of its soldiers. America stopped calling itself world leader and master of the new world order, and its politicians realized that those titles were too big for them and that they were unworthy of them. I was in Sudan when this happened. I was very happy to learn of that great defeat that America suffered, so was every Muslim.”

Mr. Bin Laden also cites our actions in Somalia in his Letter to America dated November 24, 2002, wherein he attempts to answer the question, “Why do we fight you?”

(Incidentally, in this letter, Mr. Bin Laden credits American military actions in Iraq and U.N. sanctions against Iraq – all Pre-Bush mind you - as contributing to the “justification” for jihad. Apparently no one has informed Mr. Bin Laden that there is no connection between Iraq and Al Qaeda?) (Oh yes… he also makes mention of “President Clinton's immoral acts committed in the official Oval office” proving most distressing to devout Muslims and, thus, evidently compelling them to fly planes into buildings … but I digress.)

Here we might also note the United States’ retreat from Vietnam proves equally inspiring to jihadi-wingbats as reiterated in this “hang in there big fella" letter from to al- Zawahiri to al- Zarqawi, wherein he writes:

"The aftermath of the collapse of American power in Vietnam -- and how they ran and left their agents -- is noteworthy."

Let us also recall that for the people of South Vietnam, the U.S. leaving them to face the North on their own was hardly a good thing.

Now then, to your letter. It follows, in its entirety, with my point-by-point responses interspersed in bold.

May 16, 2007

Dear Mr. Charlie Parrot

Thank you for contacting me regarding the war in Iraq. The pleasure was all mine.

I appreciate hearing from you about one of the most important issues facing our country today. Agreed

I strongly support our troops who have courageously answered the call to service Bully for you! but I remain deeply concerned that the President's policies in Iraq are undermining our top national security priority: fighting al Qaeda and its affiliates. Actually my dear Senator Feingold, with all due respect, the United States’ top national security priority is fighting and eradicating Islamic Radicalism of which al Qaeda is a major part, but by no means the whole. Thus we have launched a multi-tiered strategy involving diplomatic, financial, intelligence, and military operations on numerous fronts around the world with unprecedented international cooperation. Prior to September 11, 2001, (i.e. the Clinton Administration) the top national security priority for the U.S. was Iraq; not as a conventional military threat, but as a state sponsor supplying funds, conventional weapons, and yes WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION to any of the numerous Islamic radical groups - of which al Qaeda is but one - who have sworn death, destruction, and mayhem to America, Israel, et al.

By the by, who exactly do you think we are fighting in Iraq? The Iraqi Son’s of Liberty?
See here, and here , and here ( let me know if you’d like more.)

In October 2002, I voted against the resolution authorizing the President to use force in Iraq because I questioned the shifting justifications for this mission and feared that it would weaken our capacity to combat terrorism. These must be awfully shifty shifting justifications because, try as I might, I cannot seem to find them. Please point out to me what is shifting here or here. Since the war began, I have repeatedly pressed the Administration to provide a clear strategy for success in Iraq and the Administration has provided that strategy again and again and again and again, and again and a strategy for defeating the global terrorist networks that threaten the United States. For this you can look here or here or virtually any Conservative blog you can find (such as, for instance, ) or simply await the New York Times’ next devastating revelation about the United States’ attempts to gain the upper hand in the global war on terror.

Unfortunately, the Administration continues to pursue a misguided and open-ended military mission in Iraq that has diverted resources and attention from other places around the world where terrorist networks that threaten the U.S. are operating. Yes such as Greensburg, Kansas; New Orleans; or Fort Dix, New Jersey.

I am deeply concerned by the President's decision in January to increase troop levels in Iraq, which ignores the wishes of the American people and members of both parties. Unless, of course, it works, in which case everyone will support it. Courageous lot. In the meantime I stand with this man, and this man, and this man, among others. We must do what must be done to prevail.

I am working to bring an end to our involvement in this war. Perchance does this “end” for which you are working have anything to do with attempting to achieve “victory?” I recently introduced legislation with Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) and eight other Senators to safely redeploy United States troops from Iraq. To where precisely? Our bill would require the President to begin redeploying troops within 120 days and would require redeployment to be completed by March 31, 2008, with three narrow exceptions. Splendid. Gunpoint conversions, mass torture, and beheadings begin April 1, 2008 9:00 am sharp!

You may also be interested to know that on April 26, 2007, I voted for H.R. 1591, the fiscal year 2007 emergency supplemental bill. Quite. I was pleased that this bill included binding language to effectively end the current misguided military mission in Iraq by requiring the President to begin redeploying U.S. troops from Iraq, and am disappointed that on May 1, 2007, the President vetoed this bill. But not nearly so disappointed as this lot.

I encourage you to visit my website for a more detailed account of my work on Iraq at <>. Will do.

I am also working hard to help ensure effective oversight and accountability for reconstruction efforts in Iraq. Splendid. The economic costs of this war have been staggering, and I am dismayed that we are running up debts to pay for this war that the next generation of Americans will be called upon to pay. Yes, after all, Americans only this year finished paying for the Spanish-American War! I continue to push for accountability and transparency in the use of taxpayer money in Iraq. You have our full support in this matter! I led efforts to create and then extend the life of the Special Inspector General for Iraq Reconstruction (SIGIR), whose office is charged with making sure that U.S. reconstruction dollars in Iraq are not subject to waste, fraud or abuse. Then might I suggest you begin your investigations here.

As a member of the Senate Committee on Foreign Relations, the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence, and the Senate Committee on the Budget, I will continue to work to end our involvement in this war. Yes well that will make it easer for al-Qaeda, Iran, and Syria to tidy up the mess we’ve made, eh? Thanks again for contacting me about this extremely important issue. I look forward to hearing from you in the future. I’m sure you do.


Russell D. Feingold

United States Senator

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Senator Feingold, your no retreat no surrender disposition is truly admirable. We need more men and women like you in positions of leadership. We wish most earnestly, however, that you would apply that disposition less towards discrediting the Bush Administration, and more towards efforts to protect and preserve the Free World.



May 17, 2007

Open Proposal to Children’s Television Producers

My Dear Children’s Television Producers,

By now I’m sure you are quite familiar with your Palestinian colleague’s ingenious production Tomorrow’s Pioneers (a.k.a. The Pioneers of Tomorrow) featuring a monstrous yet strangely familiar mouse named Farfur and his young sidekick Saraa teaching children about the importance of drinking milk, daily prayer, martyrdom, and Islamic dominion over the world.

Farfur: "Sanabel, what will you do for the sake of Al-Aqsa Mosque? How will you sacrifice your soul for the sake of Al-Aqsa"?

Sanabel: "I will shoot… We will annihilate the Jews … I will commit martyrdom."


While it was originally reported that the program was to be cancelled, the Al -Aqsa Satellite TV Channel is now vehemently defending the show and denouncing its critics. Producers cite the program’s noble message which aims to produce a believing generation that will bear the noble values of Islam and spread goodness and justice in Palestine and the world.

Other than the shooting, annihilating Jews, and advocacy of martyrdom, I submit that these producers are onto something - a sincere desire to instill the values of a culture into its future leaders – and that it is high time we in the West do the same.

Thus I propose to you, "Charlie the Parrot’s Finest Hour" – a one-half hour program full of fun, singing, dancing, and exegesis of the texts, philosophies, and events that are the foundation of Western Civilization. The kiddie-winkies will LOVE it!

Hosted by, of course, yours truly - Winston Churchill’s lovable 107 year-old parrot - the program would consist of my cavorting and frolicking with a cavalcade of enchanting characters, all the while subtly instilling in our youthful viewers that strict adherence to the concepts of limited government, individual liberty, free enterprise, and Judeo-Christian values constitute mankind’s only hope of maintaining a society that has anything to do with respect for human dignity.

The highlight of each episode, however, would be a visit from "Uncle Winston", an actor (classically trained of course) made-up to play the part of Prime Minister Churchill Himself and declaiming some of His quotes most inspiring to the future leaders of the free world:

"We have not journeyed across the centuries, across the oceans, across the mountains, across the prairies, because we are made of sugar candy."

"We have surmounted all the perils and endured all the agonies of the past. We shall provide against and thus prevail over the dangers and problems of the future, withhold no sacrifice, grudge no toil, seek no sordid gain, fear no foe. All will be well. We have, I believe, within us the life-strength and guiding light by which the tormented world around us may find the harbour of safety, after a storm-beaten voyage."

"This is the lesson: never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never—in nothing, great or small, large or petty—never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy."

Why it practically writes itself! And what child wouldn’t delight in hearing – many for the first time – that their’s is a civilization based, not upon racism and greed as they are instructed in school, but rather upon the notion that all men are created equal and that their lives, liberty, and pursuit of happiness are rights granted them by God which no human being has the right to take away from them.

I’m sure you’ll agree it is worth wedging this little gem within your agendas, right between The Teletubbies and Buster’s daily celebrations of the joys of diversity, alternative lifestyles, and tolerance of pretty much anything at all.

Those who consider themselves our enemies are preparing their children to fight for what they believe in. What are we teaching our children?



(For further enquiries regarding our proposed production of "Charlie the Parrot’s Finest Hour" please contact my manager, Alquastria Loppingshears at: Alquastria.Loppingshears@Loppingshearspublicrelations/mediacontact~appearances/churchills.parrot//contract13582.placement/net

May 9, 2007

Lost Weekend

Gadding about with Bushie and HRM Lizzy 2, we’ve been somewhat remiss in our posting duties. Our apologies to our million + readers. I had hoped, however, that perhaps slowing my prolificacy to the dullard’s pace typically adopted by standard Mediacracy would enable our esteemed U.S. Senators the time necessary to read, comprehend, and respond to my letter delivered and posted April 30. But alas – silence. Too important to respond to a centenarian British parrot eh, Senator? Bloody wankers!

Nevertheless, a wondrous time was had by all and while largely ceremonial and useless – as are most things involving royalty – Lizzy’s visit and toast to U.S. and U.K. unity
was an important transaction, fortifying the Special Relationship which has been and will likely be the only thing that keeps the scimitar of Islamofacism from the world’s otherwise defenseless throat.

Naturally the Mediacracy took the opportunity to highlight the fact that, among humans who take polls, Bushie’s approval ratings are now lower than those of the Unibomber, while Her Royal Majesty continues to enjoy ratings well over 80%.

What can we deduce from this? After all, the Queen – with all due respect – is purely a figurehead with no real authority in any capacity whatsoever, and therefore can make no decisions nor take any actions of consequence. Thus, she is universally adored. Bushie, by contrast, has real authority and can take real action. He has. And ever since, his approval ratings have been in a tail spin.

Some claim this as evidence of Bushie’s “disconnectedness with the American people.” Others – Former New York Mayor Rudolf Giuliani among them – see it as courageous leadership in a time of peril despite political consequence.

Such leadership has proven Western Civilization’s only salvation before. One would hope, this time around, we all might have learned a little something from the past. But – oh look, the Queen!