Desperate for work? Passionate about HOPE & CHANGE™ ? Got a rubber nose?
THIS MAY BE THE OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU!
Churchill’s Parrot’s newly formed Social Justice Division has recently procured $15.5 billion through the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act. These revenues enable us to better fulfill our mission of affecting social change through emotional extortion.
Compassion Clowns will be trained in the use of:
*Hollywood-approved emotional manipulation techniques
*Class warfare Ju-Jitsu
Successful Compassion Clowns will be expert at convincing average Americans they are barbarically insensitive, racist, jingoistic, homophobic misers deserving of all contempt.
NOW HIRING: The Obama administration anticipates rather the backlash when the American people realize their “Stimulus” was merely a Welfare State Spend-a-thon. Compassion Clowns will be needed as never before to ameliorate the situation through the employ of obfuscation, white guilt, and pseudo-Christian platitudes.
Do your part to advance Marxism, one guilty-conscience at a time.
CALL TODAY! Operators are standing by. Call 202-456-1111
“The way to America’s head is through its heart.”
- Charlie Churchill’s Parrot, Founder and President - The Compassion Clowns, Inc.