Mar 27, 2010

PROCLAMATION of DEFECTION

WHEREAS: Our beloved Britain refuses to repent from her salacious and suicidal obsession with socialism; and


WHEREAS: We’re really quite deeply loathe living in a pet store; and


WHEREAS: The family of our personal secretary, Mr. B. Walter Farley, finds us to be irresistibly cute and cuddly; and


WHEREAS: The United States of America, the Last Best Hope of Mankind, is clearly on its last leg and in need of all the help it can get; now


THEREFORE: I, Charlie Churchill’s Parrot, do hereby proclaim my defection from the United Kingdom and my establishment of my residency with Mr. Farley and family in Wisconsin, USA – a region, we’re told, once referred to as, “The Heartland of America.”


In witness thereof, we have hereunto set our wing and caused the Seal of Executive Authority to be affixed this twenty-seventh day of March in the year of our Lord, two thousand and ten.


Very well then, enough with the formalities, what’s all this about?


A world without an American America is a world within which I do not wish to live. Neither does anyone else; it’s just that an unfortunately large number are too bloody daft to realize it!


Now that the current American government has openly declared war on the American people and their Constitution, a world without an American America is a distinct possibility. (For anyone presuming that by “American America” we make reference to some form of racial component, you need to piss off posthaste!)


Therefore, like Davy Crockett to the Alamo, we hereby publically and heroically (and with characteristic humility) dedicate our 110 year old life, our fortune such that it is, our sacred honor, our fabulous celebrity, and the entirety of our wit and wisdom to the increasingly imperiled American cause; a cause we believe remains, as Thomas Paine declared, in large measure the cause of all mankind.


Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more!


Cheers,


Charlie

9 comments:

Denise said...

Welcome, Charlie! Yes, we do need all the help we can get. So many of us are still fighting the good fight! So glad to have you join us here n the States and I love you for it! There is still hope but as you said, it is our last leg. Let's help it stand firm! I'm praying it isn't too late for us. Please pray with us, though I'm sure you've already been doing just that. Love from Georgia

Churchill's Parrot said...

Thank you my dear Denise. So good to be in the States. We've much work to do indeed!

Cheer,

Charlie

Denise said...

Are you on facebook, Charlie? There are some groups I would like to invite you to who are in this fight with us.

Denise said...

P.S. I hope you'll be attending some tea parties near you!

Churchill's Parrot said...

My Dear Denise,

We are not on Facebook as they seem to feel we are not actually who we say we are. See our post: http://churchillsparrot.blogspot.com/search?q=Facebook. Miserable bastards. Thus we have no use for them.

And YES we fully intend to attend the Tea Party event in The People's Republic of Madison, Wisconsin this 15 April. Quite excited about the whole affair.

We assume you will be attending an event near you?

Cheers,

Charlie

Denise said...

Yes, of course! And I'll be sure to take plenty of pictures.

Denise said...

I love my Governor! State of Georgia's Attorney General Baker refused to file the lawsuit against the healthcare bill. So Governor Sonny Perdue is finding another one who will file on our behalf. Go Sonny!

Churchill's Parrot said...

Good for your Gov! Opposite scenario here in Wisconsin. Governor in full support of Obamacare, AG trying to sue:

http://maciverinstitute.com/2010/03/wisconsin-attorney-general-seeks-approval-to-join-federal-suit-against-health-care-act/.

It's up to the state legislature at this point. We shan't get our hopes up. It too is lousy with Lefties.

Cheers,

Charlie

Philip said...

Charlie,

Have Mr. Farley contact me for some chatter via email. His familial relation, Jean, wants me to correspond with him to make sure you have all the finest so you don't fly the coop!