Apr 30, 2010

May Day 2010. A Nation Mugged


Shut up and give us your money America. That way no one gets hurt, see. Now repeat after us:

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Amexica
And to the welfare for which it stands
One nation, under fire
Easily divisible
With benefits and social justice
For whomever we deem worthy"

and now en Espanol:

"Prometo lealtad a la bandera de Estados Unidos de Amexica
Y al bienestar para que se para
Una nación, bajo despide
Fácilmente divisible
Con beneficios y justicia social Para quienquiera nosotros creemos digno"

A joyous May Day America. May you live to see another Fourth of July.

Cheers,

Charlie

Apr 25, 2010

Regulating the Monkeys

“If men were angels, no government would be necessary. If angels were to govern men, neither external nor internal controls on government would be necessary.” James Madison - Federalist No. 51

Recent revelations that instead of fulfilling their mission--overseeing the exchange of securities to protect investors--senior officials at the Securities and Exchange Commission were instead flogging their dolphins as the United States’ financial infrastructure crumbled, is a surprise to exactly no one. Nero fiddled, the SEC diddled.

The colossal failure of the U.S.’s existing financial regulatory apparatus is well documented. In the second of his three-part series about the mortgage crisis in America, Jerry O’Connor, President of the National Bank of Waupun sums up the matter concisely:

“Interestingly the banking regulators failed to identify this huge [housing] bubble growing. Neither did they spread the cautions that the Washington/Wall Street mortgage models could end in the level of calamity we have seen.

The Securities Regulators did not see the Credit Default Swap as a security product, but then again the Insurance Regulators did not think it was an insurance product. The banks and other investors looked at this product as a risk management tool, without knowing if the companies standing behind it were solid enough to face a crisis. The Federal Reserve never saw this coming.

In the end, the new “cocktail investment offering” [Mortgage Backed Securities] that ultimately fueled an economic tsunami went completely unregulated. How could this happen?

The entire government apparatus that is supposed to protect the public was AWOL.”

Indeed. Now at least we know what they were doing while AWOL. (A Google search for euphemisms for pleasuring oneself produced the following gems: “Oliver's Twist”,
”Challenging Alexander Pushkin to a one-handed duel”, “Conjugating the verb”, “Roughing up the suspect”, “Boxing the Clown”, and of course the perennial, “Spank the Monkey”. This seems a splendid opportunity to add to this list, so by all means feel free!)

Predictably, the current leadership in Washington’s response to this farce of epic proportions is both Leftist and ham-fisted (another one for the list?). They would weed out age-old human depravity and fecklessness through increased government regulation. In this we are reminded of the American Left’s incessant attempts to bolster gun control legislation, oblivious to the fact that outlaws with guns care not a whit about their silly rules, existing or intended. “Guns don’t kill people,” argue the Second Ammendmenteers, “people kill people.” In the current financial crisis we might adapt that slogan to “Existing Regulations don’t fail to monitor wrongdoing in the financial sector, porn-surfing, masturbating SEC officials do.”

The fault here is not the machine, but the quality of the individuals operating it.

We find ourselves pondering, yet again, whether the ignorance of Congress and the Administration is genuine or willful as they push for ever more authority over the financial industry. Mr. Emanuel’s infamous “never let a good crisis go to waste” axiom resounds cacophonously. The Wall Street watchmen fell asleep at their posts. Now the collectivist wolves prowl the farm unopposed and shall do as they please.

As we have noted before (ad nauseam!), the belief that basic human failings—greed, lust, sloth, fecklessness, incompetence etc. etc. etc.—can be regulated out of human institutions by the power of government is both hilarious and horrifying, for history has shown repeatedly that, when put into practice, this belief ultimately results in cultural devastation, mass destitution, and mountains of human corpses.

A buzz-kill for even the most agile of porn-surfers.

Cheers,

Charlie

Apr 21, 2010

Earth Day Done Right

This ought to crank off the old eco-wind bags, eh? Brilliant! Click here to learn more.

For your further edification, please peruse our past slanders of this Marxist sham of a holiday and the wretched movement that spawned it:
Cheers,

Charlie


Apr 19, 2010

Only in America

UPDATE: Lefties hate that the Tea Parties are Peaceful

The animals bellow and scurry about the barnyard for no apparent reason. Farmhands shake their heads and laugh. Hours later, they join the panic as a force five tornado bears down upon the farm.

American Tea partiers bellow and scurry about the country for no apparent reason. The sophisticated shake their heads and laugh. Years later, will they join the panic as the force of unfettered government bears down upon every aspect of their lives?

Some prefer not to leave such questions to chance.

There’s much to be said for the animalian ability to detect threats long before they are apparent to others. By some fluke of nature, Americans—some Americans—have always demonstrated a similar sixth sense where their liberty is concerned.

Fresh off the boat from England, we were not a little awestruck as we experienced this phenomenon firsthand at our first ever Tea Party in Madison, Wisconsin this past Thursday, April 15.

First impressions were myriad but chief among them was the atmosphere of the event, more church social than protest: Mums and Dads pushing strollers; grandmums and granddads pushing walkers, and no one pushing methamphetamines; words most commonly heard were “hello”, “excuse me”, and polite solicitations to support this candidate or that, oppose this bit of asinine legislation or that; other than the occasional “HELL NO” we heard not a single foul word, detected no presence of alcohol, and saw not one piece of litter; there was no evidence of racism (the only sign even addressing the issue paraphrased Dr. King, “It’s not the color of his skin. It’s the content of his policies.” Brilliant!); and though motivated by anger, there was nothing seen or felt that could be identified as hatred…

… just ask the “Tea Party crashers” who attended.

Despite their best efforts, the Lefty infiltrators provoked little but amusement amongst the some 10 to 12,000 assembled. Personally we saw two groups attempting provocation. The first comprised four or five sumptuous vixens carrying signs from Planned Parenthood, one of which read, “Keep Your Tea Bags Off of My Body.” (By the looks of her, she’d had quite a few there already.) They made their way through the crowd, their boy-toy lackey in tow video taping every second in the hopes that some frothing, Jesus-soaked right-winger would rip the sign from their hands and beat them to the ground with it, just in time for the five o’clock news. No such luck. A few heckles, a number of disapproving glances, nothing more. They left, unassaulted and disappointed.

The second group bore signs supporting Senator Russ Feingold (D-Wisconsin.) Again, disinterest and amusement was the general reaction. As they withdrew from the crowd, however, a young male Feingold supporter – festooned in face piercings and heavy leather jacket (it was 75 degrees) – attempted to provoke an elderly and much larger man than he into fisticuffs. The man smiled and waved the young agitator onward toward the back of the rally and back home to his bong. We caught a glimpse of this young man; his eyes, pale blue and small, burning with rage and contempt. At who or what we wondered? What exactly about this gathering did he find so noxious and outrageous?

There were no other infiltrations that we detected other than a truck which drove round the perimeter of the State Capitol where the event took place, honking its horn incessantly. One of the event speakers--a black man by Jiminy!-- Pastor David King, referenced the truck and pointed out that it bore a sign reading, I am my brother’s keeper.

“They don’t want to be their brother’s keeper,” he declared. “They want to be their brother’s master.”

Progressivism in sum. The crowd roared.

You would not and will not experience anything like these Tea Parties in Europe or England, or anywhere else in the world. One-off protests, demonstrations, and riots in response to offenses of the state, real or perceived, are not uncommon. But a civil, sustained, growing movement like this requires more than outrage, it requires love. A love you will find only in America.

Greater than the Tea Partiers’ anger over stimulus legislation, health care reform, a legion of czars, the castration of American defenses etc. being jammed down the national throat, with the very real threat of more to come, is their love of liberty, limited government, and economic freedom. The same love that moved Americans 234 years ago to rally around a Declaration that angrily denounced a tone-deaf king, but far more importantly, articulated a radical love of life and principles worth fighting and dying for.

This is what fuels the Tea Party movement. This is what characterizes their rallies. This is what heightens their senses so. And this is what President Obama and other Democrat officials scoff at to their own peril.

Cheers,

Charlie

Apr 3, 2010

Mr. Beck, the Christian Left, and the reigning sin of our age

By way of update: We give you Lady Malkin's - "The Pfelger-ization of the Catholic Church"


Mr. Glenn Beck is in no need of our defence. Suffice to say that, as regards “social justice” as defined by the Left, we concur with him entirely. Indeed, we have written similarly and extensively on many occasions ourselves. Here then, we write not to echo or attempt to add to Mr. Beck’s political analysis of “social justice” which is more than spot on; but to complement it with analysis of what we consider the fundamental theological flaw of the Left’s understanding of “social justice.”

One thing church-going advocates of justice Left or Right ought agree upon is that poverty is the result of immoral behavior. If we are to identify, condemn and root out such behavior among the rich and powerful, are we not obligated to do the same among the poor and powerless? The answer – presuming one is genuinely interested in justice – is “yes.” If a rich, white CEO is misleading board members to justify his preposterous salary to the detriment of the company he is leading, he ought be rebuked. If a poor, unmarried, black teen age girl is delivering her second severely pre-mature child at a cost of tens of thousands of dollars to Medicaid (i.e. tax payers), she ought be rebuked. This would be justice.

Behavior aloof or antagonistic to human dignity – be it directed outwardly or inwardly – is first and foremost an offense against God (i.e. Sin) and is therefore requisite of rebuke. Such rebuke is intended not to establish that the non-sinner is morally superior to the sinner in a particular instance, but to educate him to the error of his ways – as would a friend, a sibling, a spouse, a parent - and guide him back to the path to God. To believers this is true compassion, for the most loving and important act a soul can perform for another is that which brings them closer to God.

The Christian Left rejects all of this. Thoroughly secularized and steeped-in the Progressive mind-set, they have removed the spiritual dynamic from all understanding of human behavior. All that matters is the material: the level of income, the condition of the housing, the access to public amenities. It is forbidden to analyze to what extent “those less fortunate” are responsible for their own misfortune. To do so, we are told in no uncertain terms, is to show a “lack of compassion”, a “failing to understand”, “insensitivity” and, of course, in cases where the unfortunate are members of ethnic minorities, “racism.”

Is it any wonder then that in a nation that gives $300 billion a year in charity, and billions more through tax-funded government poverty programs, poverty persists? Indeed, many on the Left insist it is growing, as “the rich get richer and the poor get poorer.” If a man is never rebuked for picking the scab off his wound he will continue to bleed. If the human family forbids itself from rebuking the devastating effects of certain behaviors, that family will continue being devastated.

And when people are forced by law to fund programs that merely encourage and enable destructive behavior by masking their effects, we are hastening that destruction, more deeply embedding it into the culture, ensuring it will continue for generations to come, and - to those of faith – institutionalizing a grave sin against God and man. Thus Sister Angelica’s charge that “misplaced compassion” comprises the “reigning sin of our age.”

Gads. Are we suggesting then that social justice as defined by the Left is immoral? Yes. Not only because it perpetuates poverty, destroys lives and hope, greatly diminishes human achievement, dishonors the fruits of human labor, and breeds dependency that atrophies the human spirit, but most significantly because it eases men off the path to truth – God – which makes everyone poorer in the most absolute sense of the word.

On the occasion of this blessed Easter, let us pray that Reason, enlightened by God Almighty, be resurrected in the minds and hearts of all mankind so that true compassion and true justice once again be made the object of our ambition to virtue.

Cheers,

Charlie

Mar 27, 2010

PROCLAMATION of DEFECTION

WHEREAS: Our beloved Britain refuses to repent from her salacious and suicidal obsession with socialism; and


WHEREAS: We’re really quite deeply loathe living in a pet store; and


WHEREAS: The family of our personal secretary, Mr. B. Walter Farley, finds us to be irresistibly cute and cuddly; and


WHEREAS: The United States of America, the Last Best Hope of Mankind, is clearly on its last leg and in need of all the help it can get; now


THEREFORE: I, Charlie Churchill’s Parrot, do hereby proclaim my defection from the United Kingdom and my establishment of my residency with Mr. Farley and family in Wisconsin, USA – a region, we’re told, once referred to as, “The Heartland of America.”


In witness thereof, we have hereunto set our wing and caused the Seal of Executive Authority to be affixed this twenty-seventh day of March in the year of our Lord, two thousand and ten.


Very well then, enough with the formalities, what’s all this about?


A world without an American America is a world within which I do not wish to live. Neither does anyone else; it’s just that an unfortunately large number are too bloody daft to realize it!


Now that the current American government has openly declared war on the American people and their Constitution, a world without an American America is a distinct possibility. (For anyone presuming that by “American America” we make reference to some form of racial component, you need to piss off posthaste!)


Therefore, like Davy Crockett to the Alamo, we hereby publically and heroically (and with characteristic humility) dedicate our 110 year old life, our fortune such that it is, our sacred honor, our fabulous celebrity, and the entirety of our wit and wisdom to the increasingly imperiled American cause; a cause we believe remains, as Thomas Paine declared, in large measure the cause of all mankind.


Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more!


Cheers,


Charlie

Mar 20, 2010

Judas in a habit

Well what a surprise! It appears the Catholic Health Association - which we and others have identified previously as a complete and utter fraud - is, in fact, a complete and utter fraud.

Perhaps we ought be more specific. They are a DNC front group masquerading as a representative organization of the Catholic Church. Sister Carol Keehan, President of the Catholic Health Association, has come out in full endorsement of the Senate health care travesty. To hell with vexations over federally funded abortion. Progressivism must march on!

"Catholic" Democrats both pro-choice and pro-life can play this anyway they like and win. In fact they already are. One can almost hear the collective sigh of relief. Nearly had to take a moral stand there for a moment, eh Congressman? Not now. Thank you Sister Keehan!

How's that investigation of women religious in America coming Cardinal Levada?

Cheers,

Charlie

Feb 22, 2010

The Rationale of Madness

There exists an absolute truth – God – toward which every sacred and individual human soul is created to aspire, eternally. This notion of the transcendent nature of man is the marrow of Judeo-Christian consciousness and the fountainhead of Western Civilization.


Unlike any other, this notion – dare we say “revelation” - has fueled man’s quests for knowledge in the sciences and beauty in the arts. It has tempered his savage lusts so that he might live more harmoniously with his fellow man. It is the principle that provides the Declaration of Independence its irrefutable and universal authority.


History is replete with examples demonstrating that the extent to which societies have abided this notion they have thrived. The extent to which they have not, they have failed, often brutally.


Collectivist thinking is the antithesis of this notion, and its legacy is one of mass poverty, destruction, and death. Consider its most effective advocates and practitioners - Rousseau, Hegel, Marx, Lenin, Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Castro, Pol Pot. Under their rule there exists no God, society alone is sacred. The individual human beings comprising it are no more than cattle to be herded and disposed of as convenient to the objectives of the State.


When discussing the leaders of such regimes, the conclusion is often simply that they were madmen. True enough. But if we genuinely wish to prevent future such madmen from gaining power, we must make ourselves thoroughly aware of the means by which they did so in the past. The process often reveals hair-raising similarities to much of what today is politically fashionable.


Author Mark Musser has done invaluable work in re-constructing the rationale that drove the Nazi death campaign and enabled it to sell its message of murder to so many. In his latest essay, Hitler’s Green Killing Machine, Musser further explores what he calls the “eco-imperialism” that, in the minds of many, justified German expansionism and the attempted extermination of the Jews.


Musser points out that in Mein Kampf, Hitler contends, “the Jews try to pacify or tame Nature through international commerce and capitalism on the one hand, or by stressing universal political values like communistic equality on the other hand, both of which rebel against the stern rigid laws of Nature which cannot be overcome. German zoologist Ernst Haeckel, the racist Darwinist who coined the term 'ecology' in 1866, posited that the Jewish transcendent view of man over nature made them resistant to evolutionary biological change, and hence the Jews had become a lesser race. While Hitler eschewed some of Haeckel's political views, he heartily agreed with this particular belief.”


What made the “Jewish transcendent view of man over nature” so offensive to the Nazis was that it was in complete contradiction to their own.

Many Nazis, including the Fuhrer himself, believed that the industrial age along with its emphasis upon commercialism, city life, international trade and finance were corrupting the biological substance of the German people. The Nazis thus had an extreme literal reading of Nature which would spell absolute disaster for the Jews in particular precisely because they allegedly lived by a false, ‘eternal,’ or transcendent ethos, far above the natural world and her ‘scientific’ evolutionary natural laws of racism.”

Musser notes that, once in power, Hitler quickly codified his green ideology into law.

“By the summer of 1935, right before the Nuremberg laws were set up, Nazi Germany was by far the greenest regime on the planet. The Animal Protection laws were followed up by a strong hunting law for Hermann Goering in 1934. In 1935, Hitler also signed the Reich Nature Protection Act, the high water mark for Nazi environmentalism. Here is seen the birth of environmental permits, environmental impact statements and environmental totalitarianism. The Reich Nature Protection Act even allowed the expropriation of private property without compensation for the sake of the environment. Sustainable forestry practices called Dauerwald, which ironically means ‘eternal’ forest, were also introduced at the federal level.”

These laws, and the thinking behind them, logically concluded in the attempt to rid the world of the Jews who, to the Nazis, “had become a wandering and threatening invasive species because of their steadfastness to universal transcendent values in opposition to the Social Darwinian evolutionary laws of Nature…The revenge of Nature against the Jews was to be carried out by the Nazis, who thought themselves to be the Master Race precisely because they deemed themselves the most 'natural' or 'authentic,' i.e., the most in tune with Nature's pantheistic ways.”


No one advocates totalitarianism, the abolishment of human rights, and genocide openly. They do so - innocently or deliberately – through the promotion of some interpretation of justice and the common good. Through the modern environmentalist movement and its claims to seek the salvation of the planet, the free world has come perilously close to abdicating what liberties it still enjoys, opening the door to whatever monster wishes to take the reins of government and economy and do as he pleases.


As neo-pantheism and agnostic materialism increasingly replace the Judeo-Christian understanding of the transcendent nature of man in the minds of Western man, so this risk will increase. For if each individual human being is not held to be created in the image and likeness of God, endowed with certain unalienable rights, he has no natural rights at all. As such he is wholly at the whim of circumstances, ambitious do-gooders, and madmen.


Cheers,

Charlie