Churchill's Parrot

Liberty or Lies?

2011-11-05T11:31:00.008-05:00

We are most pleased to share with you at this time a glimpse of the "special assignment" which has consumed the better part of our lives for the past several months. We have leant our vast insight, incomparable historical perspective, and editorial mastery to our personal secretary (Mr. B Walter Farley) in his ambitious production of LIBERTY OR LIES?: a documentary series regarding Conservative

The 2001-2011 Awakening

2011-09-10T05:14:00.003-05:00

Rediscovering America the Hard Way Whether by the tender caress of a lover’s hand or the butt end of a burglar’s shotgun, waking up is important to do. For as blissful as slumber is—physical, spiritual, civilizational — it does leave one rather vulnerable to the whims of others. (As seen here). For the United States, the past ten years have comprised a series of awakenings; excessively rude

Special Assignment Update and A Postcard from Wisconsin

2011-06-06T09:12:00.004-05:00

Gentle readers,While we regret to inform you that we remian on special assignment (taking a bloody good bit longer than originally anticipated!) we are very happy to tell you that said assignment is coming along swimmingly and should be presentable for your waiting eyes and ears by mid/late July. Do stay tuned! In the meantime, the following missive from Wisconsin State Representative, Paul

On Special Assignment

2010-10-21T08:53:00.002-05:00

We implore your forgiveness but have taken leave on a most important and fascinating assignment, the fruits of which we intend to share with you all in spring 2011. We assure you it is highly relevant to the electoral revolution taking place currently throughout these United States.In the interim, we will, of course, be Tweeting at http://twitter.com/ChurchillsParot (yes, just one "t". Bloody

Whither Limited Government? Constitution Day 2010.

2010-09-17T08:41:00.005-05:00

"We are faced today with two different roads, one of which follows the path of liberty set by our Founders in the Constitution, and one which diverges from that path and leads us down the road to tyranny." -Former Attorney General Edwin Meese, IIIRead more.Better yet, read the bloody Constitution!Cheers,Charlie

"Can You Hear Me Now?"

2010-09-15T12:47:00.004-05:00

Yet another primary, yet another cadre of true-blue conservatives decidely closer to taking office. My dear "Progressive" friends (in both parties), are we getting the message yet? See you in November.Cheers,Charlie

We Will Never Forget

2010-09-11T05:45:00.002-05:00

Happy Labor Day to All Public Union Workers

2010-09-02T16:06:00.009-05:00

Working to help bankrupt the United States in glorious solidarity since 1962! Cheers,Charlie

Déjà vu

2010-08-26T04:50:00.005-05:00

Genocidists arming up… Hapless response from the free world… Depression… Happy Days are Here Again! Cheers, Charlie

Hooray for Hollywood!

2010-08-16T04:54:00.004-05:00

Another glorious exposition of the Left's unyielding advocacy for the cause of women and their place in society is in the works. Mr. Jim Lakely over at Freedom Pub informs us that Hollywood is working up a blind-side hit-job on the still living Lady Margaret Thatcher. According to The Daily Mail, "The film opens with the octagenarian Lady Thatcher sitting alone in a sparsely furnished drawing

Ground-Zero Mosque Update

2010-08-09T15:54:00.003-05:00

Things seem to be progressing swimmingly with plans to erect New York City’s Islamic community center and mosque where 3,000 innocent men, women, and children were murdered in the name of Islam.City elders have wisely voted to allow the project to advance in the name of Diversity (so long as no Jews or Gays are involved) and results from the Ground-Zero community center and mosque international

Not Your (Founding) Father's Democracy

2010-07-29T04:52:00.003-05:00

A majority of the American support Arizona’s right to defend its borders. President Obama and company have ruled otherwise. A majority of the American people oppose the moratorium on oil drilling. President Obama and company have ruled otherwise. A majority of the American people oppose Obamacare. President Obama and company have ruled otherwise. A majority of the American people oppose

Open Season on Grandma?

2010-07-24T06:22:00.008-05:00

"Where is the "Saturday Night Live" skit, you'd have Grandma upstairs, crying for her pills, and the kids on a couch watching TV and yelling "Yeah, in a minute!" asks Free Press columnist Mitch Albom. Where, indeed. By allowing the repeal of the Death Tax to expire January 2011, Congress has increased the value of death in 2010 exponentially. Just ask the Steinbrenner family! Quite the

What the Declaration Declares

2010-07-03T06:45:00.007-05:00

The source of legitimate authority is God, not man. This is the core truth declared in the American Declaration of Independence that makes it a transcendent proclamation for all men, for all time. Recognizing this truth renders abhorrent human authority assumed without the consent of those under its direction, as well as authority administered arbitrarily, indifferent to the God-given dignity

On the Coming Civil War

2010-06-27T05:42:00.010-05:00

Should Republicans see sweeping gains in the 2010 midterms, as appears all but inevitable at present, and should they down sufficient doses of Viagra to hold firm in their newly rediscovered Conservative virility, it would seem we’re in for quite the fight in the months between then and the 2014 presidential extravaganza. Charges of the standard isms and phobias (say it with me: "racism," "

Conservative of The Year

2010-06-11T05:11:00.004-05:00

“No one respects the flame quite like the fool who's badly burned.” Pete Townshend, Slit Skirts Of course, how could we have been so blind? It’s all so obvious now. He’s not trying to destroy us. He’s just trying to wake us! In perhaps the most ingenious educational undertaking of all time, Barack H. Obama is proving to be far more than mere President of the United States. He is, in fact,

The Radical Left's War on America

2010-06-06T06:27:00.004-05:00

A little light viewing to tide you over as we compose our next opus. If you've not seen this, do.Cheers,Charlie

2010-05-29T06:17:00.002-05:00

“Let no vandalism of avarice or neglect, no ravages of time testify to the present or to the coming generations that we have forgotten as a people the cost of a free and undivided republic. If other eyes grow dull, other hands slack, and other hearts cold in the solemn trust, ours shall keep it well as long as the light and warmth of life remain to us.” - General

What Fools Do

2010-05-26T03:27:00.004-05:00

"Now there sits a man with an open mind. You can feel the draft from here." - Grouch MarxJust exactly how erumpently asinine was it for congressional democrats to stand up and applaud Mexican President Felipe Calderone’s denouncement of Arizona’s immigration law? The Internet hath not space to contain a proper answer. Let us here, however, provide you sundry observations of our own.

STAND

2010-05-21T08:14:00.004-05:00

Sing along!Read along!Any questions?

Faith, Reason and Lunacy

2010-05-17T05:07:00.004-05:00

A funny thing happened on the way down the slippery slope at Marquette University in Milwaukee, Wisconsin: someone dared utter, “STOP!” Father Robert A. Wild, president of the university, rescinded the offer of a deanship made to Dr. Jodi O’Brien, currently a professor of sociology at Seattle University. Why? A quick glance at O’Brien’s curriculum vitae pretty well answers the question. Some

Goodbye Britannia

2010-05-11T21:21:00.005-05:00

Rare is the occasion we allow another to speak for us. In this case, however, we shall happily make an exception. Our dear friend and colleague Mr. John Derbyshire of National Review has summed up our feelings regarding present-day Britain to perfection. We could add very little if we tried.Mr. Derbyshire--for those of you who don't know--is a fellow British ex-pat who, like us, has grown

"The country has spoken — but we don't know what they've said."

2010-05-07T04:57:00.004-05:00

UK election results demonstrate voters' indecision about non-choices. Tory, Labour, Lib Dem... more of the same, to be sure. We are depressed, yet relieved ... as we now live in Wisconsin.UPDATE: Good riddance Gordy!For the latest, click here.

May Day 2010. A Nation Mugged

2010-04-30T04:30:00.007-05:00

(Click here to learn more about this all-American celebration!)Shut up and give us your money America. That way no one gets hurt, see. Now repeat after us: "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of AmexicaAnd to the welfare for which it standsOne nation, under fireEasily divisibleWith benefits and social justiceFor whomever we deem worthy" and now en Espanol:"Prometo lealtad a la

Regulating the Monkeys

2010-04-25T08:06:00.006-05:00

“If men were angels, no government would be necessary. If angels were to govern men, neither external nor internal controls on government would be necessary.” James Madison - Federalist No. 51 Recent revelations that instead of fulfilling their mission--overseeing the exchange of securities to protect investors--senior officials at the Securities and Exchange Commission were instead flogging

Earth Day Done Right

2010-04-21T19:42:00.008-05:00

This ought to crank off the old eco-wind bags, eh? Brilliant! Click here to learn more. For your further edification, please peruse our past slanders of this Marxist sham of a holiday and the wretched movement that spawned it:Earth Day - The New Religions Holy Day of ObligationEarth Day - At Least Marx Had IntegrityReading by the Light of Perverted ScienceThe Rationale of MadnessCheers,Charlie

Only in America

2010-04-19T04:51:00.006-05:00

UPDATE: Lefties hate that the Tea Parties are PeacefulThe animals bellow and scurry about the barnyard for no apparent reason. Farmhands shake their heads and laugh. Hours later, they join the panic as a force five tornado bears down upon the farm. American Tea partiers bellow and scurry about the country for no apparent reason. The sophisticated shake their heads and laugh. Years later,

What are you doing next Thursday?

2010-04-09T19:05:00.001-05:00

Mr. Beck, the Christian Left, and the reigning sin of our age

2010-04-03T05:54:00.007-05:00

By way of update: We give you Lady Malkin's - "The Pfelger-ization of the Catholic Church"Mr. Glenn Beck is in no need of our defence. Suffice to say that, as regards “social justice” as defined by the Left, we concur with him entirely. Indeed, we have written similarly and extensively on many occasions ourselves. Here then, we write not to echo or attempt to add to Mr.

PROCLAMATION of DEFECTION

2010-03-27T04:57:00.003-05:00

WHEREAS: Our beloved Britain refuses to repent from her salacious and suicidal obsession with socialism; and WHEREAS: We’re really quite deeply loathe living in a pet store; and WHEREAS: The family of our personal secretary, Mr. B. Walter Farley, finds us to be irresistibly cute and cuddly; and WHEREAS: The United States of America, the Last Best Hope of Mankind, is

2010-03-22T05:01:00.000-05:00

Judas in a habit

2010-03-20T20:11:00.006-05:00

Well what a surprise! It appears the Catholic Health Association - which we and others have identified previously as a complete and utter fraud - is, in fact, a complete and utter fraud. Perhaps we ought be more specific. They are a DNC front group masquerading as a representative organization of the Catholic Church. Sister Carol Keehan, President of the Catholic Health Association, has come

The Rationale of Madness

2010-02-22T04:24:00.005-06:00

There exists an absolute truth – God – toward which every sacred and individual human soul is created to aspire, eternally. This notion of the transcendent nature of man is the marrow of Judeo-Christian consciousness and the fountainhead of Western Civilization. Unlike any other, this notion – dare we say “revelation” - has fueled man’s quests for knowledge in the sciences and beauty in the arts

The British Guide to National Ruin

2010-02-08T05:16:00.003-06:00

Many are the instances where adult children pointedly eschew the profligate ways of their of their drunken and wayward parents. In his fascinating analysis, “The Decline of Britain: A Cautionary Tale for America,” Dr. Robin Harris, former policy advisor to Prime Minister to Margaret Thatcher and Director of the Conservative Party Research Department, urges America to do just that: observe and

Divine Intervention?

2010-01-20T04:46:00.004-06:00

On his radio program, Mr. Michael Medved recently set about cataloguing instances in American history where the hand of God seemed particularly at work. There was the unassailable George Washington, unscathed through innumerable battles, whose preternatural invulnerability to harm was legendary even to Indian chief’s who fought him in the French and Indian War. There was the near simultaneous

High Marx for Mr. Obama

2010-01-01T05:26:00.003-06:00

“We are just five days away from fundamentally transforming America!”- President Barack Obama, October 31, 2008-------------------------------------- In his recent tête-à-tête with Oprah Winfrey (the original BIG O), President Barack Obama awarded himself the grade of B+ for his performance after nearly a year in office. Naturally, those on the Right disagree and award

So we have won after all

2009-12-06T20:58:00.005-06:00

On 7, December 1941, upon learning of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, Sir Winston Churchill declared, “So we have won after all.” Lacking his prescience and deep respect for the character of the American people, many around him were perplexed by the statement. To Sir Winston, however, it was immediately obvious that the Japanese had over-played their hand and awakened their worst nightmare.

The Cancer of Progressivism in America

2009-11-20T22:44:00.001-06:00

Congressional Gang Rape

2009-11-10T04:39:00.015-06:00

Thus spake Czar Hope and Change to his minions in Congress to rally their votes for health care reform, “Does anybody think that the teabag, anti-government people are going to support them if they bring down health care? All it will do is confuse and dispirit [Democratic voters] and it will encourage the extremists.”Henry the 5th this is not. "Teabag, anti-government people?" "Extremists?" A

Trick or Treat – A Nightmare for Westerners

2009-10-27T04:49:00.004-05:00

Dressed as Witch, Patriot, Hobo, and Ghost, the wee ones sheepishly approach the awesome house. Everyone in the neighborhood had told them what incredible treats were provided there. They ring the bell. The door opens slowly. “Trick or treat,” plead the little beggars. A silent and powerful hand reaches forth and drops curiosities into open sacks: Stimulus, reduced carbon emissions, free

September 11, 2009 - The Apex of the Hangover

2009-09-09T17:46:00.001-05:00

There ought to be a word for it. Perhaps there is and we are unaware? That excruciating instant during a hangover when the fog has lifted just enough that for the first time, and with stomach-lurching clarity, one appreciates the full folly and recklessness of the previous evening’s activities.We suspect, and indeed hope, that September 11, 2009 proves just such a moment for the citizens of the

Reading by the Light of Perverted Science

2009-08-07T04:50:00.007-05:00

But if we fail, then the whole world ... will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age made more sinister ... by the lights of perverted science.— Sir Winston Churchill, June 18, 1940My Dear Democrat United States Congresspersons,We do hope you are enjoying your well deserved recess. The 111th has thus far proven one of the boldest and most aggressive legislative bodies in the history of governance

Our Interview with Satan

2009-07-08T05:23:00.004-05:00

Churchill’s Parrot: Charlie Churchill’s Parrot here and joining us this evening is the Prince of Darkness himself, Satan. Mr. Satan, so gracious of you to be here.Satan: Not at all.CP: How are you, sir?S: Never better.CP: That’s most unfortunate. We must say we are a bit surprised to see you here. You’re not really one known for giving interviews are you?S: You are correct. Historically my

Victory in Iraq - So says Joe

2009-07-06T05:11:00.004-05:00

Vice President of the United States, Joe Biden, declared the Battle of Iraq won as United States troops withdrew from major cities this past week. (Beak tip: The Mudville Gazette). Perhaps you missed it? Perhaps everyone did? What with the Jackson funeral, the Governor Mark Sanford affair and so forth ... Oh well. Er ... thanks guys. Cheers,Charlie

The Hard Price of Liberty

2009-07-01T05:13:00.006-05:00

In these times when so many throughout the Anglosphere appear committed to relinquishing their liberty for social welfare goodies, we do well to recount the price paid by those who won that liberty for us in the first place.Here, on the occassion of the 233rd signing of the American Declaration of Independence, is one such recounting. (Beak tip to Mark Block of Americans for Prosperity).-------

Polar bears, the Uninsured, and the Marxists Who Love Them

2009-06-19T05:43:00.009-05:00

“Perhaps the most visible sign of the need for health care reform is the 46 million Americans currently without health insurance. CEA projections suggest that this number will rise to about 72 million in 2040 in the absence of reform.”- The White House Council of Economic Advisers (CEA), June 2, 2009Despite the fact that, at roughly 25,000, there are more polar bears alive today in the Arctic

The Mother of Dissolution

2009-06-11T05:21:00.003-05:00

“Mercy without justice is the mother of dissolution” – St. Thomas Aquinas.Words matter to the extent they accurately represent the concept for which they were originally intended. When you wish to make a piece of toast, for example, you request a “toaster” not a “philodendron.” Surely some concepts are more abstract than others. This reality, however, is no justification for obfuscation nor does

Milking the Cow Dry

2009-06-02T05:47:00.004-05:00

“Some regard private enterprise as if it were a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look upon it as a cow that they can milk. Only a handful see it for what it really is - the strong horse that pulls the whole cart.” – Sir Winston ChurchillWhile virtually all eyes are on the spectacular plane-crash-in-progress that is California, the nauseating reality is that the same cataclysm is playing out in

A Memorial Day Reminder

2009-05-24T05:06:00.001-05:00

“It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us. . .that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion. . . that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain. . . that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom. . . and that government of the people. . .by

American Exceptionalism and the Art of Flying Kites

2009-05-10T04:59:00.008-05:00

UPDATE: Mr. Mark Steyn chimes in. Brilliant, of course.Kites rise highest against the wind - not with it.- Sir Winston ChurchillSir Winston’s maxim above is so oft cited as to have become cliché. Every parent, teacher, coach, religious instructor, motivational speaker, and supportive friend worth their salt has employed it, or some variation of it, innumerable times. The point – that confronting

Liberalism’s Bountiful Harvest - Part 3

2009-05-07T06:43:00.002-05:00

In our epic “Liberalism’s Bountiful Harvest” parts one and two, we examined the disintegration of the American economy owing to forty years of Marxist handiwork.In part three of our sadly continuing series, we should like to draw your attention to the disintegration of civil society in Luton, England.Most of our readers are familiar with Lionheart and his documentation of the Islamic takeover of

The Child in Chief Speaketh

2009-04-30T05:27:00.005-05:00

From CNNObama also said Wednesday he is "very comfortable" with his decision to ban interrogation techniques like waterboarding, which he called torture. The president called the practice a recruiting tool for terrorist groups like al Qaeda, citing World War II-era British Prime Minister Winston Churchill, who also rejected such "enhanced interrogation" techniques."Churchill understood that if

100 Daze: What do we have Dr. Obama?

2009-04-27T05:33:00.004-05:00

One hundred days into the Obama administration we are reminded of the oft told exchange between Mrs. Powell and Dr. Benjamin Franklin as he exited Philadelphia’s Independence Hall upon completion of the United States Constitution. “Well Doctor what do we have, a republic or a monarchy,” asked Mrs. Powell. “A Republic,” replied Doctor Franklin, “if you can keep it.”Sentient Americans find

Earth Day: The New Religion’s Holy Day of Obligation

2009-04-22T04:45:00.006-05:00

“Only government can provide the short-term boost necessary to lift us from a recession this deep and severe. Only government can break the vicious cycles that are crippling our economy.” - President Barack ObamaMother Gaia has been raped one time too many. Mankind has forfeited any right to liberty he managed to arrogate unto himself. Repent sinners! Judgment is coming. The terrible swift sword

Sacrifice, the “Common Good”, and Greater Evils

2009-04-11T09:51:00.001-05:00

“My Father! If it be possible, let this cup pass from Me; yet not My will, but Thine be done" (Mt. 26: 38-39).Sacrifice. It is core to the extraordinary teaching of Christ. We are compelled to sacrifice by God’s commandment, love thy neighbor as they self, and the revolutionary insight that it is in giving that we receive.No where in this transaction is there a role for the State.The salvific

No thanks Barry. Already got one of these!

2009-04-04T04:06:00.001-05:00

Dereliction of duty: The Catholic Health Association

2009-03-31T05:02:00.005-05:00

UPDATE: An amendment to protect the conscience of patients and health care providers was defeated on April 2 by a vote of 56-41. At long last the Catholic Health Association opts to get in the game. Too little, too late? One thing that can be said for President Obama, he certainly is making it difficult for the American Catholic Left to maintain its charade of being actually Catholic.From the

The Free World’s Last Stand? Copenhagen, December 2009

2009-03-24T05:07:00.003-05:00

“When the Founding Fathers of this great nation met in that hot summer long ago in the City of Brotherly Love to craft the noble Constitution of the United States, they were building their great nation upon the solid foundation of your Declaration of Independence. Independence! This winter, if the United States signs up to the Treaty of Copenhagen, her independence--and our freedom--will be gone

Our Interview with Churchill’s Bust

2009-03-15T05:31:00.006-05:00

Churchill’s Parrot: Charlie, Churchill’s Parrot here, honored with the opportunity to sit down with the first of likely many casualties of the Obama administration, Churchill’s Bust. Mr. Bust how are you this evening?Churchill’s Bust: Smashing Charlie couldn’t be better. And you?Churchill’s Parrot: Suffice to say we’ve seen better days. Mr. Bust, you’re expulsion from the Oval Office has made you

Useful Idiots Begin to Bristle at Own Idiocy

2009-03-13T06:08:00.002-05:00

Under the "well DUH" category -Christians Optimistic But Disappointed in ObamaChristians point out that Obama is, after all, a Democrat and supporter of keeping abortion legal -- and he has promised to proceed with caution on stem cells. We believe that when Christ advised we be as sheep, he intended that we follow Him and not every happy-talking Tom, Dick, and Barry. Cheers,Charlie

2009-03-03T04:51:00.000-06:00

The Compassion Clowns

2009-02-22T05:40:00.008-06:00

UPDATE: "This is a deep moral imperative to make our society more just. " - Treasury Secretary Timothy F. Geithner on taxing the rich. You see, COMPASSION! - ADVERTISMENT-Desperate for work? Passionate about HOPE & CHANGE™ ? Got a rubber nose?THIS MAY BE THE OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU!Churchill’s Parrot’s newly formed Social Justice Division has recently procured $15.5 billion through the American

The Re-Constitution of the United State of America

2009-02-20T04:46:00.002-06:00

Nancy and Harry, still with red pens in hand, have turned their improving-eye upon the core impediment to hope and change in America: that damnable Constitution!Word is they are working feverishly – even into the late afternoons – in hopes of having their revisions ready for President Obama to sign by Ash Wednesday (Nancy being the good Catholic girl she is.)As we have noted earlier, revisions to

A Guide for Brave New Americans

2009-02-11T04:36:00.013-06:00

"Consider how barren a philosophy is the creed of absolute Collectivism. Equality of reward, irrespective of service rendered! It is expressed in other ways. You know the phrase - "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need." How nice that sounds. Let me put it another way - "You shall work according to your fancy; you shall be paid according to your appetite."- Sir

Taking to the air yet again ...

2009-02-09T05:14:00.006-06:00

Join us, won't you, for our second appearance on Political Vindication Radio, courageous Conservative talk in a cowardly world. Naturally, we are quite the fan. And now, a guest. Mark those calendars:Tuesday, February 10, 2009 6-8 Pacific Time (You'll have to fiigure out whatever the &#$* time that is for you.)Tune in. Listen in. Call in!Cheers,Charlie

Read the Stimulus. HELP WANTED!

2009-02-05T04:37:00.006-06:00

"Read the Stimulus" - $850 Billion, 1588 pages, and counting... somebody needs to read it! You can do so here: http://www.readthestimulus.org/ .Moreover, you can help! The Read the Stimulus coalition is seeking assistance parsing the bill into their Google spreadsheet. Put your bitter outrage, utter digust, and plummeting despair to good use - volunteer today! Cheers,Charlie

The Race of the Trojan Horses

2009-02-01T04:48:00.003-06:00

In the race of the Trojan horses, we have entered, it would seem, the final stretch.Those of us with eyes to see and optical nerves still communicating with the brain - our voices drowned out in the hysteria - have a decision to make: continue languishing in the grandstand, or make some fast money.We recommend the latter!And so we provide our analysis by which you might inform your wager. Which

The Bishops of Simpleton

2009-01-27T03:40:00.004-06:00

After years of unabashed advocacy of the DNC agenda, the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops are now scrambling to prevent the Democrat Congress and the Obama Administration from making the most radical pro-abortion legislation in history the law of the land.Already stunned by Mr. Obama’s unblinking revocation of the Mexico City Policy which prevented U.S. tax payers funding the murder

Gitmo to Go - Aljazeera, Lefties tickled pink

2009-01-22T04:12:00.003-06:00

Oh happy day for the oppressed, the persecuted, the abused, the misunderstood - Bush's gulag is set to be closed. Aljazeera brings you all the happy details!Can't wait to see what Mr. Obama and friends have in store for us next! Cheers,Charlie

Standing Guard on a Cowardly World

2009-01-18T21:11:00.011-06:00

“Today is 2,682 days since 9/11, 2001. … I want to thank George Bush for keeping this country safe in the interim seven years. That is an amazing achievement.…He's willing to be hated for the rest of his life to do the right thing. And I just want to look in the camera. This is the last time I’ll be on this show when he's my President and my Commander-in-Chief and say, ‘Thank you, sir. I feel

Keep the Entitlement Monster ALIVE!

2009-01-12T05:27:00.003-06:00

“Only government can provide the short-term boost necessary to lift us from a recession this deep and severe. Only government can break the vicious cycles that are crippling our economy.”- President-Elect Barack ObamaThe President(s) of the United States are working tirelessly to extend more cash to the needy – be they profligate families, incompetent businesses, self-serving non-profits,

You Can’t Have Your Chaos and Eat it Too

2009-01-03T18:18:00.004-06:00

As the son of a multi-millionaire giddily dabbles in drugs, crime, and wanton sex trusting no harm will actually come to him owing to his father’s vast influence and power, so Westerners have -with increasing recklessness - romanticized and flirted with Chaos over the past forty years.Indeed centuries of Relativist doctrine – metastasizing in our churches, universities, and recording studios –

Merry Christmas to all (Particularly those protecting our backsides!)

2008-12-24T13:37:00.002-06:00

Sir Winston Churchill versus the OIC

2008-12-20T06:20:00.002-06:00

“Here was the new Koran of faith and war: turgid, verbose, shapeless, but pregnant with its message. The main thesis of Mein Kampf is simple.”- Sir Winston Churchill from his masterpiece The Gathering Storm summarizing Hitler’s Mein KampfA superb and fascinating act of exegesis has been committed by our dear friends at Weapons of Musical Defense (WMD).First a bit of background.Last Thursday, the

Celebrating THE NEW Bill of Rights Day

2008-12-14T19:23:00.003-06:00

Each year on 15 December, millions of American’s celebrate Bill of Rights Day. Well… all right. But seriously, 12/15 is Bill of Rights Day; first declared in 1941 by FDR to commemorate the 150th anniversary of the ratification of the Bill of Rights.Originally the Framers adopted the Bill of Rights “in order to prevent misconstruction or abuse of its (the Constitution’s) powers, that further

History's Little Wake Up Calls

2008-12-07T04:57:00.010-06:00

May we never lose the will to answer them.Cheers,Charlie

A Fascinating Experiment: Music in Defense of Freedom?

2008-12-03T05:39:00.008-06:00

For more than forty years, pop-culture has been used to implicitly and explicitly undermine the wit, wisdom, and wills of Western kiddie winkies via every imaginable mode of mass media. The effects are plain to see and– we suspect – the worst is yet to come. But in this era of “hope” we offer some.A group of modern musicians and producers are committing a bit of reverse terrorism: taking one of

Happy Birthday Sir Winston!

2008-11-26T06:17:00.008-06:00

After having searched exhaustively for a tribute worthy of the occassion of Sir Winston's 134th birthday, November 30, we were forced to conclude that there exists none superior to our own. Thus, in characteristic humility and grace, we present below our post of last year: The Nanny Who Saved Western Civilization.An inspiring story, not of material rags to riches, but of one born into moral

And so it begins...

2008-11-18T05:46:00.002-06:00

The “Office of the President-Elect” has announced its plan to reduce greenhouse gas emissions 80 Percent by 2050. It would accomplish this through the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) to “implement an economy-wide cap-and-trade program to reduce greenhouse gas emissions.” This would “make the U.S. a leader on climate change.” This would also make the U.S. a third world nation. Well why not,

um ... the war ... it's over

2008-11-15T05:20:00.004-06:00

Perhaps you missed the three-inch, bold, all-caps headlines in newspapers across the globe? The Iraq war is over. Oh that's right, there weren't any headlines. And we expect none to come. No need to thank us President Obama. You will be the troop-delivering hero you promised to be. Congrats! (Oh ...ditto Mr. Bush, the military etc. etc.) Cheers,Charlie(Beak tip to our friends at Political

President Bush to Pen Bush Tell-All Book

2008-11-13T19:32:00.003-06:00

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEContact: Charlie at churchillsparrot@gmail.comNovember 13, 2008 - Washington D.C. Outgoing, lame-duck, immensely unpopular, and quite possibly criminal President George W. Bush announced today that he has signed a multi-million dollar book deal with DNC Press to pen his autobiography, Confessions of a Silver-Spooned, Alcoholic, Neo-Nazi, Greed-Crazed Mad Man: George W. Bush

Veteran's Day 2008

2008-11-10T21:17:00.007-06:00

"The men of Normandy had faith that what they were doing was right, faith that they fought for all humanity, faith that a just God would grant them mercy on this beachhead or on the next. It was the deep knowledge -- and pray God we have not lost it -- that there is a profound, moral difference between the use of force for liberation and the use of force for conquest. You were here to liberate,

We don’t get fooled again?

2008-11-06T05:39:00.002-06:00

Still reeling from financial devastation resultant of nationwide investment in things they cannot afford, the people of the United States have demonstrated their new found wisdom by investing in something they cannot afford: Barack Obama.The consumer-nation will soon be experiencing buyer’s remorse on an epidemic scale as they have been sold a bill of goods historians cannot fathom and marketing

Change You WILL Believe In!

2008-11-05T05:13:00.007-06:00

Image courtesy of The People's Cube “Great hopes have been raised in the electoral campaign, and from those hopes has sprung their great political victory. Time will show whether those hopes are well founded, as we deeply trust they may be....We are, I understand, after nationalising the coal-mines, to deal with the railways, electricity and transport. Yet at the same time the Trade Unions feel

Liberty Schmiberty – Gives Us Our #$&^%* Goodies!

2008-11-02T21:36:00.006-06:00

(Don't miss our smash new YouTube video: “Say the Magic Word and Vote Obama”)"There can be no doubt that socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state. Socialism is in its essence an attack not only upon British enterprise, but upon the right of the ordinary man or woman to breathe freely without having a harsh, clumsy tyrannical hand clasped across

Say the Magic Word and Vote Obama

2008-10-29T18:16:00.007-05:00

My Dear Conservative Friends,Sick of being left out of the party? Tired of constantly defending yourself against charges of racism, homophobia, sexism, and barbaric insensitivity toward those less fortunate? Had enough destroying personal relationships because of your silly principles? We have the solution. All you need to do is utter one little word and your troubles will be over! WATCH AND

Celebrate United Nations Day October 24

2008-10-24T08:19:00.002-05:00

“We will be judged in the future on the actions we take today – on results. On this United Nations Day, let us rededicate ourselves to achieving them.”- Ban Ki-moon, UN Secretary-General (You betcha Bannie!)A blessed and joyous United Nations Day to peace-lovers and justice-seekers the world over. We invite you to celebrate this momentous occasion by reading some of the following selections and

Bearing False Witness in the Name of The Lord

2008-10-20T14:55:00.015-05:00

UPDATE: Brought to you by George SorosThe Convention for the Common Good, an alliance of several major Catholic social justice organizations, has at long last graced the American electorate with its “Platform for the Common Good” to enlighten those who may have been on the verge of voting incorrectly.“We must set aside our individual wants and partisan views” declares the platform. But of course

Coup Coup Kachoo 2

2008-10-17T14:39:00.003-05:00

Obama SHALL win; Brunner and the Buckeye court declare it so. Manufactured economic crises, unapologetic advocacy of Marxist principles, blatant and now legally sanctioned voter fraud …. Ladies and gentlemen of the United States of America, your nation is being stolen out from under your feet.Cheers,Charlie

Barry and the Plumber

2008-10-14T10:32:00.009-05:00

“From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.”- Karl Marx, Obama tax advisor.Cheers,Charlie UPDATE: The Obama and McCain Tax Plans: How Do They Compare? - The Heritage Foundation.

More Happy Days for Socialists

2008-10-13T15:38:00.003-05:00

Fear not Earthlings, Gordon Brown – Britain’s avowed Socialist not-so-slow-motion-train wreck of a Prime Minister – is coming to the rescue.“Gordon Brown now sees himself adopting the mantle of Winston Churchill and Franklin D Roosevelt, architects of the reconstruction of the global economy after the Second World War.An hour after setting out his £37 billion rescue plan for three of Britain's

Shooting the Tiger

2008-10-10T10:46:00.002-05:00

“Some regard private enterprise as if it were a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look upon it as a cow that they can milk. Only a handful see it for what it really is - the strong horse that pulls the whole cart.” – Sir Winston ChurchillThe horse has been corralled and gelded. The cow milked dry. All that remains to be done is shoot the tiger. The American electorate has it in their sites, and

Can't seem to get the NYT to place our full-pager

2008-10-07T05:53:00.005-05:00

(click to enlarge)UPDATE: Yet another missing DNC related video. Seems to be a bit of a trend, eh? UPDATE: "The End of Capitalism?" Excellent analysis from the American Conservative Union Foundation. UPDATE: Excellent redux of the whole bloody mess. Human Events, "Democrats Behind CRA Cover-Up " Excerpt: "But unless the American public is told, re-told, and educated about how we got here, there

Coup Coup Kachoo

2008-10-03T16:08:00.006-05:00

"If you destroy a free market, you create a black market."- Sir Winston ChurchillIt is done. Sentiments we shared, to no avail…“No, we’re talking far more than curing a potential recession; we’re talking about preserving America as the greatest and most successful experiment in freedom that humankind has ever experienced. We are bogged down trying to understand derivatives, swaps, and other

Have You Seen Me? Post Missing from Churchill’s Parrot

2008-10-03T08:50:00.010-05:00

Not only has the "Sing for Change" You Tube video gone missing, but our post linking to it seems to have been erased from our blog as well, with neither our knowledge nor permission.This is a first for us. This is not a publicity stunt. This is rather astonishing.For those who have not seen it, the You Tube video depicted an assortment of kiddie-winkies, aged roughly eight to 11, singing the

The Debate?

2008-10-02T22:06:00.004-05:00

Nuff' said. Well done Lady Palin!Cheers,Charlie

The End of the Beginning of the End

2008-10-02T11:52:00.003-05:00

“Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.”- Sir Winston Churchill, 1942 (happier times)As congress continues its little badminton match with the America (i.e. GLOBAL) economy, consider the following:1. The number we’ve all been trained to fix our sights on as the key to salvation - $700 billion – is a complete and utter guess

Electoral Non-Sequitur

2008-10-02T04:56:00.002-05:00

It would appear that in 2004 congressional hearings, condensed for your viewing pleasure here, Democrats rather vehemently defended Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac against Republican warnings of impending disaster and calls for greater regulation.It would appear that former President Bill Clinton confirms this fact (watch the entire video).It would appear that the current Republican candidate for

Obamajugend!

2008-10-01T11:32:00.002-05:00

"It is our wish and will that this State and this Reich shall endure in the millenniums to come. We can be happy in the knowledge that this future belongs to us completely. (applause) While the older generation could still waver, the younger generation has pledged itself to us and is ours, body and soul!"- Adolf Hitler, Nuremburg, 1934What the hippies won't do to their children. Behold!Cheers,

Liberalism's Bountiful Harvest - Part 2

2008-09-26T10:36:00.008-05:00

“Last time I saw it all coming and cried aloud to my own fellow-countrymen and to the world, but no one paid any attention.” -Sir Winston Churchill, March 5, 1946. Westminster College, Fulton, MissouriWe have always been partial to those unique individuals who are able – via their powers of observation and induction, their understanding of human nature and history, their vast experience and